Snooki is behind bars!
An officer at the Seaside Heights, New Jersey police department confirms to UsMagazine.com that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, 22. was arrested Friday afternoon.
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"She's still in custody," said the officer.
TMZ.com reports she was busted for disorderly conduct.
Lindsay’s first lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, dropped the starlette. Then last night, on the eve of her imprisonment, Lindsay’s new lawyer Robert Shapiro quit. It seems like a harsh thing to do less than 24 hours away from your client being locked up, but Lindsay is clearly unmanageable.
Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honour.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they are all nice guys
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap?
A: a bucket
A MOST UNUSUAL DEFENCE
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Its me again. Please leave a comment of any new humors or a link to funny lawyer sites.
